Yes it’s that time of year when my emotional dick gets hard from friendship and I decide to make a follow forever! The shitty edit is courtesy of me u r very welcome ok no more of my musty talk let’s go into my main bitches.
- Slammingniall: I talk to this brummy bitch way too much at like 3 in the morning what the fuck but she cooler than cool and i blog sit for her sometimes like damn i love fartima she’s a niall girl and a good friend.
- Noshirtnoblouse: kaykaycanadian may actually be the soul of my butthole i love her and her thirst so hard you keep goin kay i live for u
- Nialling911: Sam may actually be my child her daddy niall imagines are the only ones I will ever accept and wow I can’t really express how awesome she is as a person and a blogger jesususus aight
- Niallscape: HANNAH YOU MOTHERFUCKER
- Craiciswhack: My beautiful figlia, kristen ti amo con tutto il mio cuore che cazzo di merda.
- Stylesoops: You’re actually awful I hate you so much come give me a hug you’re my favorite in real life.
- Blowingniall: I never know if you’re being sarcastic or not so you may actually hate me and be stuck in a mutual hahahah sorry niggy.
- Thirstyniall: You’re my wife and I actually want to marry you and be cool and feast on bagel bites and shit your blog is on point like all the fucking time damnin slamin
- Irishd: kira ich liebe dich. Sie machen mich weinen die ganze Zeit, weil niall nach Amerika zu kommen und halte mich.
- Skytopniall: Damn niggy we the same person your blog is fly as fuck and you got a fuckin hunger for that dick u go
- Coronaniall: YOU HOLD ME WHENEVER I WANT IT AND I LIKE THAT I LIKE YOU MAJA YOU CUTIE PIE FUCK
- Souljapayne: Mia my beautiful baby you are so thirsty and your blog is fly and you have a good url i just wow it took me like 2 seconds to give you my number holla at me
- Youcheekystylesyou: nigga.
- Banginbandboys: Melissa you’re my lovey bear i want to cuddle you all hours of the day fuck you have such a nice blog it’s fuckable.
- Wolverhustler: I think the fact that your number is saved in my phone as ‘nigga esther’ says it all.
That’s it! If I missed anyone that means i don’t know your ass well enough to put you on here and you need to talk to me more ok I love you all fuck me fuck you and “if the dick is hard the choice is easy”.